The Simpsons and Barack Obama

Ana: Homer Simpson
Noelia: Bart Simpson
Andrés: Milhouse
Sandra: Barack Obama

Homer Simpson: Hey! We have just won the lottery!
Bart Simpson: That's great! Can you buy me a new PSP?
Homer Simpson: Ouch! I don't know if I'll have enough money to buy donuts!
Bart Simpson: Is that your final answer?
Homer Simpson: Hey! Look at this man on the TV!
Milhouse: He has a lot of money!
Bart Simpson: Everybody lies.
Milhouse: The telephone is ringing.
Bart Simpson: Daddy, the telephone! It's for you!
Homer Simpson: Who is it?
Bart Simpson: It's Barack Obama!
Homer Simpson: What? Who’s Barack Obama?
Bart Simpson: It’s our new president.
Milhouse: It’s the man on TV.
Homer Simpson: Okay.
Barack Obama: Hello! Congratulations for having won the lottery!
Homer Simpson: Where are my donuts?
Barack Obama: What?
Homer Simpson: I want my house full of donuts.
Bart Simpson: I want my PSP!
Milhouse: I want my Stacy Malibu!
Bart Simpson: Isn't that a game for girls.
Barack Obama: You’re crazy!
Homer Simpson: We’re crazy but we have money.
Barack Obama: Goodbye Mr.Simpson!
Homer Simpson: He hangs up! Ouch! And... My donuts?
Bart Simpson: My PSP?
Milhouse: My Stacy Malibu?
Bart Simpson: My sister has a Stacy Malibu.
Milhouse: I love...
Bart Simpson: What do you love? My sister or the Stacy Malibu?
Milhouse: Emm... Both?
Bart Simpson: You are crazy!
Milhouse: Is that your final answer?
Bart Simpson: Yes.

Tv

They're watching Raska y and Pika and suddenly, they heard the news and listened that th end of the world was coming.
Homer: Oux!
Marx: Oh Homi... we'll die!
Lisa: I'll play my last song.
Bart: I'll go skateboarding.
Homer: I'll drink my last beer.
Maikel Jackson appears and says
Maikel: It's a joke! This is my new song, "The end of the world".
The Simpsons get angry.
Lisa: Get out of my house!
Bart: It's incredible.
Marx: I'll take your noise off.
The Simpsons phone Barack Obbama.
Obbama: Hello
Homer:I have to talk with you!
Obbama: what's up?
Homer:We'll kill Maikel Jackson, he's a bad man.
Obbama: No, this is imposible!
Homer: Ok... the end of the world is here for you!
Homer stubbed Barack Obbama and after, the Simpsons decided to bury the corpse.
Lisa: you are a murdered, you aren't my father.
Homer: Lisa, sometime the adults do things about which they don't feel proud about.
Bart: Fantastic!
Marx: Homi I hope that you don't go to prision.
Finally the Simpsons bury Barack Obbama.

THE END

DIALOGUE

Homer simpson: Hey! We have just won the lottery!
Bart simpson: That's great! can you buy me a new PSP?
Homer simpson: Ouch! I don't know If I'll have enough money to buy donuts!
Bart simpson: Is that your final answer?
HS: Hey! Look at this man on the TV!
Milhouse: Hehas a lot of money!
BS: Everybody lies
Milhouse: The telephone is ringing
BS: Dady, the telephnoe! It's for you!
HS: Who is it?
BS: It's Barack Obama
HS: What? Who is Barack Obama?
BS: I'ts our new president
M: It's the man on TV
HS: Okey...
Barack Obama: Hello! Congratulations for having won the lottery!
HS: Where are my donuts?
BO: What?
HS: I want my house full of donuts
BS: I want my PSP
M: I want my Stacy Malibu
BS: Isn't that a game fr girls
BO: You are crazy!
HS: We are crazy but we have money
BO: Goodbye Sr.Simpson
HS: He hang up! Ouch! And...My donuts?
BS: ¿My PSP?
M: ¿My Stay Malibu?
BS: My sister has a Stacy Malibu
M: I love...
BS: ¿What do you love my sister or the Stacy Malibu?
M: Emm....¿Both?
BS: You are crazy
M: Is that your final answer?
BS: Yes

Dialogue of The Simpson!=)

The Simpson!!

Hamilton: Ruben Fernández
Voiceover and Lisa: Susana Suárez
Marge: Helena Lozano


Voiceover: One day in a casino my mother was gambling and when the casino closed its doors, my mother went out and in the exit she killed the guard.
Marge: Noooo! I don't want the casino to closes. (killing guard) aaaaah!

Voiceover: My mother went to our home. And she was watching the TV when she saw the news of guard murdered.
Marge: Look! Behind the wall, there is Hamilton! I go to speak with him.

Voiceover: Marge knew where Hamilton lived. When Hamilton went out of his house, Marge went to speak with him.

Marge: Hello
Hamilton: Hello, you are...?
Marge: Where is the badulaque?
Hamilton: Turn right and go stright.
Marge: Oh! thank you
Hamilton: I think that I know you!
Marge: Yes!? Why?
Hamilton: I don't know.
Marge: Are you the famous person that drive rac car?
Hamilton: Yes, I am! Sorry, but I must go.
Marge: Hamilton, wait a moment, please.
Hamilton: Yes?
Marge: Where were you yesterday night?
Hamilton: In my house.
Marge: You are lying!
Hamilton: Why?
Marge: Because I saw you at casino.
Hamilton: Ok, you got me.
Marge: You shouldn't know it. I'll kill you.
Hamilton: Oh my God! You are crazy!

Voiceover: Hamilton went out running to the police station. And Marge olowed him. Marge was going out when Hamilton said to her:
Hamilton: I'll say it tomorrow n telecinco.

Voiceover: When Marge stayed in her home, Lisa came:
Lisa: Hello mum,
Marge: Hello daughter, I'm going to badulaque. Do you want to come with me?
Lisa: Yes, and we'll buy an ice cream!!
Marge: Ok, come on.

(in a car):
Lisa: Look there! He is Hamilton.
Hamilton: Help me! She is crazy!

The End

Tv series

Supernanny: Hello!!

Husband and wife: Hello!!

Supernanny: I'm the supernanny, I 'll herlp you with your baby.

Wife: Oh! Thank you.

Husband: When will you begin to work with us?

Supernanny: Now!

Supernanny: Where is the baby?

Wife: He is sleeping.

Baby: Be aies.

Husband: Now he is craying.

Wife: I will go to hug the baby.

Supernanny: No! let the baby cry.

Husband: Why? He's very little.

Supernnany: Because, If you hug the baby, he will be spoilt.

Wife: What a pity?

Supernanny: hear! he isn't carying now.

Husband: You are right.

Wife: If the baby cries what should I do let him cry?

Supernanny: If the baby cries, you go and see that he is ok. If the baby is ok in 5 minuts.

Husband: Ok, thanks!

Wife: someone is knocking on the door.

Husband: I'm going to open the door.

Supernanny: Who is it?

Husband: It's Angelina Jolie, our neigbours.

Supernanny: Oh! Angelina Jolie.

Angelina: Hello!.

Wife: What are you doing here?

Angelina: I'm looking for the supernanny

Supernanny: Why are you looking for me?

Angelina: Because i need help with my twins.

Supernanny: Come on, go to you house.

Supernanny: What is the problem with your twins?

Angelina: I work out of my house and i need some help.

Supernanny: ok, I'll help you with you twins but only for two weeks.

Angelina: Ok! Thank you ver much.

Dialogue House

HOUSE M.D.

House opening video song

House was sleeping in his bed when one meteorite fell on his head.

Meteorite sound

House(Jose): Oh shit! (House became a superhero) Superhero sound

House went to the hospital very fast speed sound

Wilson(Ángel): Oh! Hello House. You’re very fast!

House: What time is it?

Wilson: It’s 9:01 am

House: mm…I left home at nine o’clock…

Cameron(Thaïs): Good morning House. We’ve a new case.

House: Good morning for you no for me. What about?

Cameron: Ok. Is a girl who has been in come for one day, but she can speak! She’s Kate Moss.

House: Kate Moss the top model? Really? Oh she’s gorgeous! (House thinks about her) C’mon one model is waiting for me! Kate Moss pictures

House, Wilson and Cameron went to Kate Moss’ room. The girl was speaking a strange language Alien sound

Wilson: What is she saying?

Cameron: I don’t know. I’ll try to chat with her.

House: No, one moment. I’ll do it.

House got closer.

Kate Moss(Nerea): I know about your meteorite, House.

House: What? (Very surprised)

Kate Moss: I‘ve arrived whit it.

House: You’re an alien??!!

Wilson: But what is she saying, House?

Cameron: Yes! What’s the matter?

House didn’t take notice of his colleagues.

Kate Moss: Yes, I’m. But I’m not a bad alien. This is not my true body.

House: Why Kate Moss’ body?

Kate Moss: Because I’ve seen your TV from my planet and Kate Moss is an important and gorgeous model.

House: Why are you here?

Kate Moss: Because I’m in a secret mission.

House: What mission?

But the girl didn’t answer.

House: Say it stupid! Don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.

The alien remained without answering.

Wilson: Have you understood her? What did she say?

House: This is not your problem.

House left the room.

House: What folly! I think that I’ve taken too many vicodin. I need some holidays.

Some minutes later

Cameron: House! All the patients are in coma!

House: What?

Cameron: Yes! And all are speaking a strange language, like Kate Moss.

The three doctors came back to the model’s room.

House: You! Tell me what your secret mission is!

House waited for some minutes.

Kate Moss: I can’t explain you.

House: Say it! Or I’ll kill you!

Kate Moss: No please!

House: Say it!

Kate Moss: Ok. I’m going to tell you. Some bad aliens would like to conquer your planet and I’ll help you. This is my mission.

Suspense sound

House surprised a lot and he looked at his colleagues

TO BE CONTINUED…